ruinscape:

sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual

but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight

(Source: yourliving-nightmare)

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

(Source: nsfwhumor)

imagine-all-time-l0w:

jagkbarakatforpresident:

king-for-a-squidgy:

piercing-sirens-of-the-horizon:

And today…

i ship it.

oh but when i tried to get a burrito early they said no

Jaco Belakat.

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

sniffling:

i just know one of these days i’m gonna crack and i’m gonna yell at someone about everything on the earth

(Source: )

(Source: trisexual-octopus)

getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 

mjwatson:

i am so bad at making friends even on the internet i just feel like i’m bugging everyone lol

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(Source: xo--frnk)

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like